Screenwriting for Dummies

This is my new favorite site. It makes me feel better about myself as a writer. They're the letters people write trying to get agents/companies to accept their scripts to be read.

http://queryletters.blogspot.com

This is the site that makes me depressed. It's the recounting of scripts that have actually been sold.

www.scriptsales.com/DDScriptSales.htm

When can I be one of these idiots?