It was a dark and stormy night.

I had just taken a creative writing course.

Nevermind.

It's raining outside. Every time the lightning flashes, the lights flicker here. By here, I mean the mental hospital in which I work. The mental hospital which is eerily silent due to the fact that the majority of the staff is off on Christmas vacation. We're down to a handful of employees taking care of nearly no patients.

This would be the coolest beginning to a horror flick.

I'd be the star of course, and I'd survive because I'd know not to take a shower or get naked in any way.

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