"Then lose some weight"

I tried to pretend I was checking my phone when I walked past her, but I couldn't ignore her calling out "Andrew! Andrew!" I had to turn around and address her.
"You leaving?"
"Probably."
"And you weren't going to say good bye?"
"Nah."
"Are you mad?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm fine."
"Is this the kind of fine where you Tuesday you don't return any of my calls?"
"What calls? No, I'm kidding. I'm not mad."

I just wanted to sneak away. Slink's a better word. It wasn't a fun night. Not that it was a horrible night. The best way to describe it is dull. I just wanted to slink away from the entire evening.

But I'm glad i got in the little dig about the calls.